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When Animals Attack
Be on the lookout for this animal. It has been last reported lounging behind a recliner on a fluffy
cushion. Approach this beast with caution as it can quickly become agitated and can attack you! If you
do happen to encounter this hell-hound, the best thing to do is scratch it behind the ears as this may
confuse it long enough for you to make your escape. Keep all hands, feet, and other body parts away from
the beast's razor sharp teeth. More news to follow.
"On the Prowl"
"Note the nasty, pointy teeth! Is that blood I see"
"The beast is confused by a tastey treat"
"Celebrity MugShot!"
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