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When Animals Attack

Be on the lookout for this animal. It has been last reported lounging behind a recliner on a fluffy cushion. Approach this beast with caution as it can quickly become agitated and can attack you! If you do happen to encounter this hell-hound, the best thing to do is scratch it behind the ears as this may confuse it long enough for you to make your escape. Keep all hands, feet, and other body parts away from the beast's razor sharp teeth. More news to follow.

Charge!
"On the Prowl"

Step Back!
"Note the nasty, pointy teeth! Is that blood I see"

Rawrrr!
"The beast is confused by a tastey treat"

MugShot!
"Celebrity MugShot!"
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